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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday ricky_g!!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:23 pm 
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Happy BDAY Rick! Now a story...

A husband and wife were married for a bunch of years and had two kids. One was 11, the other, 9.

One day, the wife tells the husband, "honey, the kids are getting older now. From now on when we talk about sex,
we should call it "using the washing machine" so they don't get too curious"

"Fine" he says.

Later that evening, he says "can we use the washing machine?"

She replies, "nah, I have a headache".

After a while she feels kinda guilty and tells him they can use the washer.

He says "that's alright, it was a small load, I did it by hand"

:laugh: :funny: :roflol: :groan: :run:

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday ricky_g!!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:37 pm 
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i have 4 kids! 2 are twins, in all 3 girls and 1 boy, the men are out numbered here! we have no code words cuz they won't leave us alone when they are awake


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday ricky_g!!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:13 am 
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Happy Birthday Ricky! All I have is picture of a dead rat laying on a cake....I didn't think that it was appropriate here. :shock: Jokin! have a good-n!

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Birthday ricky_g!!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:49 am 
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Happy Birthday!!! Birthdays are not always about presants. They are about sharing them with the ones you love. Sounds like you have a house full of love there.

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