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Author:  jasonsch [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:21 am ]
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Now I could be wrong...
But I'm pretty sure it was Mr. Cornhuskers birthday yesterday or today!!!

Can we get a confirmation on this??

Now I'll feel bad if I'm wrong!! :groan:

Author:  srtolly [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:06 am ]
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What? Cornhusker's birthday?

Author:  hobbles [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:18 am ]
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Author:  Cornhusker [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:31 am ]
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Thanks guys, but my birthday is in February :dunno:
I do appreciate the thoughts though, and any gifts can be sent directly to my house :mrgreen:

Author:  waltham41 [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:38 am ]
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Cornhusker wrote:
Thanks guys, but my birthday is in February :dunno:
I do appreciate the thoughts though, and any gifts can be sent directly to my house :mrgreen:

:funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Author:  jasonsch [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:36 pm ]
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Damn it!!
Are you sure about that Husker??

Author:  Cornhusker [ Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:17 am ]
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jasonsch wrote:
Damn it!!
Are you sure about that Husker??

Pretty sure
I'll be seeing my twin brother in about an hour, I'll ask him :mrgreen:

Author:  jasonsch [ Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:52 pm ]
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Cornhusker wrote:
jasonsch wrote:
Damn it!!
Are you sure about that Husker??

Pretty sure
I'll be seeing my twin brother in about an hour, I'll ask him :mrgreen:

My God... There's two of you?? :shock:

I'm pretty sure you're right - I believe my dementia has made another appearance...
There is somebody that has a 1st name like yours - but the 1st letter is different.
So before making sure, I again jumped to the conclusion I liked best...
To be the 1st guy here to say "Happy Birthday!!" to you.

Well - I guess I was first - by about 6 months!! :whistle:

Author:  Ex_ISP [ Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:54 pm ]
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Cornhusker wrote:
jasonsch wrote:
Damn it!!
Are you sure about that Husker??

Pretty sure
I'll be seeing my twin brother in about an hour, I'll ask him :mrgreen:


OMG!!! There's TWO of you???
Worlds a pretty good place after all! ;)

Author:  Cornhusker [ Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:15 pm ]
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jasonsch wrote:
My God... There's two of you?? :shock:




Ex_ISP wrote:
OMG!!! There's TWO of you???
Worlds a pretty good place after all! ;)

Yep, but I gotta tell you, we are pretty opposite.
For instance, I'm the pretty one, he's the smart one.
We do work for the same company, but he's the quality manager, and I'm the IT manager
I like guns, he's a woodworker
His wife lived in England for over 20 years, so guns is bad y'know?
He still has a 1911, a Astra .357 revolver a couple shotguns and some .22 rifles., maybe 10 gun s max.
Hasn't had them out for years

Author:  jasonsch [ Sat Jul 30, 2016 5:26 am ]
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Cornhusker wrote:
Yep, but I gotta tell you, we are pretty opposite.
For instance, I'm the pretty one, he's the smart one.
We do work for the same company, but he's the quality manager, and I'm the IT manager
I like guns, he's a woodworker
His wife lived in England for over 20 years, so guns is bad y'know?
He still has a 1911, a Astra .357 revolver a couple shotguns and some .22 rifles., maybe 10 gun s max.
Hasn't had them out for years

Now if you're the IT manager - doesn't that make you the smart one??
My older brother is the IT manager where I work - I don't know how the hell he stays on top of everything around there!!

We had a quality control guy where I worked that would - for example - show up in the lathe area where I worked.
He'd take a part I had just made and measure it with his calipers.
Then show it to me and ask, "Is this right??" :shock:

So here's what I think Husker is doing...
Since we've all seen what intelligent, level headed, non-excitable and very modest fellow he is...
He knows he's got all the looks and talent - but having compassion for his brother - Husker let's him think he's the smart one...

I do believe that is what a fellow like Husker would do!! :great:


Now that I think about it...
My older brother has always told me how the "Ladies always liked me better" and he got the "Ugly gene"... :D

- and -

I did just mentioned how smart my older brother is... Didn't I???

:thinkin: Wait a minute... - - :hmmm: - - - :? - - - - :shock:

Aww man!! - You're telling me that he's just been feeling sorry for me all this time?? :groan:

Author:  Cornhusker [ Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:55 am ]
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Jason
I just take him at his word, it's way easier :mrgreen:
Actually, he used to be in IT, and he got me started in computers way back when they didn't have hard drives.
He worked under the previous IT guy, then he went to work for a dog farm for a year or 2.
When he left, the old IT manager picked me to fill the opening, even though I had no idea what I was doing (I was working in clean up and paint and final assembly at the time)
Anyway, I learn pretty quick, watch what's going on, and I learned on the job as I went.
About 8 years ago or so, things were slow and they decided to cut one of us.
The boss got cut, probably because he was moody, temperamental and stressful to work with.
Anyway, since then, I've been pretty much a one man show except for using the safety guy in our Iowa office as hands on and things I can't do from here.
When my brother came back to work at our plant, the IT job wasn't open, so they hired him in quality. He learns fast too, so a few years later when his boss retired, he stepped up and is doing a great job.
He got our plant gold certification from Caterpillar which is no small thing, and under his watch, we went over 2 years without a customer reject, also no small accomplishment.
It's not that they never found anything they didn't like, but he's always able to call them and talk them out of the reject. He gets along well with their buyers and engineers
I could never do what he does, I just don't have the patience and attention to detail he does.

Author:  jasonsch [ Sun Jul 31, 2016 8:53 am ]
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Now That's a pretty cool story Husker!!

I don't know if I'm a dork and need to get a life or if I'm getting old or what, But I always enjoy hearing a persons "Story"!!

Going that long without a customer rejecting or returning something is a pretty good indicator the Quality Control guy is earning his keep!
That is a tough job - If it's anything like how we do it - it can be a downright frustrating job as well...
I've had some reluctant "hands-on" experience with the QC guy at work...

We recently had a fellow get "promoted" to the new QC guy...
He is the same guy I spent 5 years in the lathe area with.
The same guy that gave me all the heavy and shit parts to make on 2 lathes while he stood there, thumb in ass and ran one lathe...
He sat there and watched as my back deteriorated to the point where I was going to get fired or they had to find me something else to do.
And when they got me a "desk job" in engineering - he whined and squealed - - and I don't know what the dip-stick expected...
He worked me to death and wanted more - I think he was too blind or stupid to see what was going on...
Thank Goodness the shop foreman could see it!!

And this fellow was an excellent lathe programmer and set-up guy - I used to think he was pretty intelligent.
Now that I look back on it - our company bought 2 new lathes in 1994 and gave him all the time he needed to figure them out.
These were the only machines he ran for a long long time!!
He was the top "lathe guy" for 20 years and had many, many different people help him over the years - nobody lasted very long with him.
Some only lasted a week!! I had the worlds record - lasting 5 years there.

Well, a few years later, they hired this guys son to work in the lathe area.
He's a pretty sharp fellow - a graduate from Wyo Tech and a mechanic that had a job in ND in the oil business until it went south.

Then this amazing miracle happened...
I spent 5 years being this guys n*gger and has a very basic understanding on how to write just parts of a program for a lathe.
I could program a drilling cycle and a tap cycle - but not much else.
I figured that out by studying the program language myself.

And the miracle??
His son was here about 3 month and took over the whole lathe area.
He musta been some kinda super-learning hyper-intelligent alien or something!!!
After 20 years of having 50 different people in there helping this a-hole...
All the sudden... It's his own son that is the guy to figure it out!!
What a co-in-sigh-dence!!

Or - maybe the guy kept that knowledge and used it for his own benefit.
Making sure no one else knew enough to do much good.
There by elevating his perceived "worth" to the company... I'll let you decide. :roll:

My God I get side-tracked... Don't I??
Anyway - this pecker-wood got the job as the "Quality-Control" person for our factory.

And after working there for 20 years:
He didn't know the model numbers of the Ironworkers we make.
He didn't know the difference between any of the ironworkers we make.
He didn't understand how the Ironworkers we make even work.
The same with all the cold saws we make...
He didn't understand the manufacturing process - from inventory to shop orders to change requests, etc.
He didn't know how to run a computer - other than to surf the net...
He couldn't look up a blue print or one of our technical drawing to see if a part was made to spec. - let alone print one out!!
He couldn't figure out where the .pdf version of all our machines operators manuals were at
He didn't know what a .pdf was
He didn't know what Excel was
He didn't know what a spread sheet was
He didn't know how to access our inventory system to find part locations, Bill of Materials, where the parts were used, assemblies, etc.
He didn't even know what part locations, Bill of Materials, where the parts were used, assemblies, etc. meant or how they were used.
He didn't understand why one computer program just didn't do "everything"...
"Why do I have to use inventory to get a part number - and then have to go to this other program to see a drawing???" :shock:

And there is SO much more...

To be blunt - this guy is a f*cking idiot.
He could program a lathe - wait - he can't do that anymore either!!!
We bought all new lathes and they use a different program language!!
He got out of the lathe area just in time for that, didn't he??
Another miracle, I'm sure...

OK Jason - would you please stop bitching and make your point...

Fine - I will!!

After this bastard stood there and watched me stagger around with a broken back...
After I worked my ass off for him for 5 years and he wouldn't teach or tell me anything about programing a lathe...
This ass-hole even made it so I ended up being the "open up the shop in the morning" guy...
Causing me to get an hour less sleep every work night for over 10 years!!
And he gets his spiffy new "Quality Control" job and realizes he's screwed because he's so stupid...

Who do you think that rotten SOB went to for help?? :neutral:
Can you believe that??
:evil: My how the tide can turn!! :evil:

And all this idiot knows how to do is use people.

I have tremendous respect for the man who runs our company.
He's done a lot for me and I have a nice life because of it - because of him - because of his family.

So, instead of inviting the new QC guy out-side and telling him to go f*ck himself...
And being a little older and wiser - and wary!!
I decided I'll do my best to show zipper-dick how it works!!
All the while keeping in mind that you can't fix stupid...

So, after several months of trying to explain things to him and showing him how stuff works...
I started getting asked why some of my things were taking so long.
After these several month - one day Mr. New QC guy came and bugged me SEVEN times!! I started keeping track... :)

Obviously - he wasn't figuring on learning how to do stuff himself.
He was just going to keep on coming in and bothering me with it - because it's "easier" - He actually told me that!!
"They should hire a new guy to do your job and you can help me with this QC job!!" he said enthusiastically...
Uh... No.
So, I had a little meeting with the head engineer.
And he immediately went out in the shop and told Mr. QC to leave me alone!!

But I did my part - I tried to help the guy!!!
It was his decision to not learn anything and think he was gonna keep using me forever.

So - my job is back to normal - and I love it.

And he's finding out that BS doesn't work for everything... :great:


Anyway Husker - I AM sorry for being so "Self-Absorbed" that I can't compliment you without launching into a story about myself... :(


I'm sure a "gold certification from Caterpillar" is a pretty major accomplishment... :shock:
Caterpillar is no small company and I bet being a supplier or vendor for them brings you folks a lot of business!!
And I would think there is a lot of competition too...
Companies are always looking for the cheapest way to get something and have the same quality.

Fairly huge successful companies like Caterpillar benefit so many other people in other businesses in many states.
If we ever get this economy going again - and I think there's a good chance there'll be a change this January that'll help!
I hope we can get back to where we belong.

Author:  Cornhusker [ Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:22 pm ]
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Jason, I really enjoyed your story
It's always nice when a "zipper-dick" gets knocked down a peg. :mrgreen:
I'm glad you got him off your case

Author:  srtolly [ Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:39 am ]
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That's a neat story Jason.

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