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 Post subject: Little known AR15 facts
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:57 pm 
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Some interesting and true facts about the AR-15
* The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.
* Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.
* Scientists agree each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.
* Some believe Hitler was in fact an AR-15 in a rubber mask.
* In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the AR-15 and started shooting all the animals in the garden because she is one awesome chick.
* The part making the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in less murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.
* It was an AR-15 which told Miley Cyrus to "twerk".
* Bullets which are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.
* The reason AR-15s have prominent handle on them is because the most requested feature for an assault rifle was the ability to carry it like a Hello Kitty lunch box.
* If you find yourself surrounded by AR-15's, know they will fire automatically if they sense fear.
* The AR-15 is easily concealable and can fit inside a matchbox.
* The AR-15 is the leading cause of global warming from how its bullets shoot holes in the ozone.
* A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.
* What are the differences between an M16 and an AR-15? Scientists agree it is something.
* The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.
* The AR-15 can shoot through schools, cars, office buildings, airplane bodies, tanks, bunkers, steel doors, and everything else you may hide in or behind.
* In a battle between Aquaman and an AR-15, Aquaman would break down and buy it so people might think he’s more manly.
* There were no shooting deaths until the invention of an AR-15. No one even considered using a gun to shoot another human being until someone saw an AR-15 and said, “I bet I could use this to kill a lot of people.”
* There was an assault musket similar to the AR-15 used by the world’s most evil pirates, but it was pronounced “Arrr-15.”
* The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.
* In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.
* If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one and kill others.
* The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.

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 Post subject: Re: Little known AR15 facts
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:54 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:21 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 6:09 pm 
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That's freaking hysterical Mo!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:01 pm 
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